Calendar (2025) - Dread Filled Dark Humor Calendar with Pictures and Verse

A calendar with pictures full of existential dread, accompanied by verses you may wish you hadn't read.

We haven't released a calendar in ages, and this one has something entirely new.  We've added our own short existential verse to go with the image for each month.  Including the cover, this calendar includes thirteen vibrant full-color annotated artworks. 

Santa Skellie assures us that this calendar will make a great gift for anyone (including yourself) who appreciates dark humor or thought-provoking art.  It will also tickle the toe bones of anyone with a bent for unconventional gifts.

Product features: 
- Hanging hole and wire coil binding for easy hanging and flipping.
- High-quality 270 gsm paper with semi-glossy finish.
- Vibrant colors with crisp printing techniques.
- Recyclable product once binding wire is removed.
- Page/Artwork Size: 10.8' x 8.4' (27.4cm x 21.3cm).

Holidays are not marked on this calendar so you can write in only the ones that are important to you.

Delivery time: 
In order to prevent over production and waste, your calendar will be printed after you order it.  Allow at least two weeks for delivery.  We can't guarantee production or delivery times during the busy holiday season, so order early to meet your own personal holiday deadlines.